The other day we went to eat Chinese food and were surprised at the lack of variety in the fortunes we received. My fortune said: "All your hard work will pay off." Lauren’s fortune said: "Your hard work is about to pay off." And plus they didn’t even have lucky numbers, so how am I supposed to get my MegaMillions now? After the disappointment, Lauren remembered that I used to keep my fortunes in my wallet. Here’s a sample of my past fortunes. I believe all these came from
The Rice King in Provo.
Fortune cookie knows me so well.
So true.
The only fortune I've ever seen that reads like a eulogy.
Maybe not the most far-fetched fortune to receive in Provo but it seemed far-fetched for a person like me. I wrote the date of 2/5/05 on the back and we were married on 10/22/05.
2 comments:
those are hilarious!!! the last one you will have to frame or something!
I scrolled down to fast and thought that you referred to the marriage prophesy as a eulogy.
Heh.
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